Okay, this is actually not (much of) a celebrity. This is just... ME (slightly out of focus, mind you). You should know that by now! Novak Djokovic - #1 tennis player in the world and hero to all Serbs. My neighbour actually congratulates me whenever this guy wins another tennis tournament. Probably the celebrity I am compared to the most often (but learn to tie a tie properly Novak!). Justin Theroux - Mr. Jennifer Aniston. Okay, to be honest, I was only compared to this guy on a single occasion BUT I STRONGLY SUPPORT this comparison. Really hoping that this will catch on! (mind you, I don't like the location of the dimple in his tie. Incredible suit though.) Andrew Bird - underachieving American indie / folk rocker. I don't get this one at all but according to one of my KG colleagues (was it Mr. Scrimshaw? Or maybe it was super-sub Mr. Stapleton?) I look EXACTLY like this guy! Huh? Jim Carey - Canadian actor / comedian / goof-ball. I've gotten this one A LOT over the years as well. I think it may be a combination of the big smile and - well - his / my goofiness. (impressive scarf here) Adam Levine - Maroon 5 dude. A dear student of mine once made this comparison. Afterwards, she tried to backtrack and claim it was due to "the way he acts on The Voice". Nevertheless, I choose to believe the reason is all (good) looks based. Ty Burrell - Phil Dunphy. I think that, again, this may be more the way I act (bad jokes, goofy disposition, rather juvenile) than the way we look. I mean. this guy looks WAAAAY older than me, right? RIGHT????? Bob Saget - ugh! It's the dad from friggin' Full House!! Why? Why? There were a few years (tough years!) in Squamish where a LOT of students commented on how much we look alike. Was this all an elaborate plot to drive me insane? There is nothing - NOTHING - that we have in common!! Is there??!?! Jack Nicholson as the Joker in Bat Man. Apparently my smile is very reminiscent of Jack Nicholson's Joker. I've been told this many times. If this is the case, I really need to cool it on the lip gloss or something. Wlado - as in Where the Heck is He? The Squamish kids use to bug me about this ALL THE TIME. Sadly, I kind of get it. But I haven't had long bangs since grade 10! David Beckham - retired English footballer, underwear model, fashion icon, and Mr. Posh Spice. Okay, to be honest, NOBODY has ever made this comparison but I'm putting it out there for someone to start. C'mon, much like this guy I have bangs that are swept up, a propensity to wearing black, and a couple of wicked tattoos. We are practically twins!!
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Xavia
4/7/2015 11:59:41 am
BOB SAGET. Every time I see you I think of sandals and Bob Saget. Mind you, not because of the vulgarity or profanity, just because he's tall and his dad jokes as Mr. Tanner are similar to your fatherly humour :))))
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Wadge
4/7/2015 12:14:16 pm
Sandals? What are you talking about? And stop thinking of Bob Saget when you look at me. VERY offensive! Xavia!!
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Karen
4/7/2015 03:43:08 pm
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Carey_(disambiguation)
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broncosman
4/7/2015 04:07:22 pm
Next time you get into a cab with that buddy of yours,have him tell the driver that you're Djokovic,see how that turns out xD
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G & B
8/7/2015 05:01:55 am
You forgot bill nye!!
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G & B
8/7/2015 05:03:06 am
But a younger version ;)
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