My wife went to see if she could get French citizenship for our daughter (Sophia) today. You see, my wife's parents moved to Canada (from Paris) shortly before she was born... thus she's always been a French citizen.
Turns out it's no problem for Sophia to gain citizenship... AND IT TURNS OUT I CAN GET IT TOO!!!! That's right, People, your teacher is suddenly a French guy. Il est un professeur français! C'est bizarre, non? Attention Monsieur Warrington et Madame E: Vous avez une certaine concurrence maintenant!
Vive la France! Vive ton professeur!
I am your teacher. Obey me.